Thursday, April 7, 2011

Joker of the day.

I was gonna start laughing again. Let me say. It was happened like this, today at kopitiam chatting with Jiamei and Lois. Jiamei say about a subject fighting. :D

My joke: (Not real.)

Disiao Jiamei's.

There was a fight between xxx and someone.
Jiamei : Nono, stop fighing. dont... (face tio punched by xxx and the enermy, both one side.)
-She fall on ground, face swollen.-
xxx : sorry ah,
-Mr Dinesh walk pass-
Mr Dinesh: Jiamei arh~
Mdm Noorizal : Jiaae meiii~ How was the class T-shirt? 
-Jiamei fainted-
*xxx also injured, they went to hospital.~
-xxx and Jiamei lying on their own hospital bed. xxx hang his leg up and Jiamei bandage her face.-
xxx : Nurse! I dontwant single hospital bed, i want double hospital bed.

Did you guys understand? I think only my class people understand. xxx is her admier. :x

Next, 
My joke: (Not real.)

Disiao Lois's .

A gonna slap Lois, B hold her hand and say stop it. 
C tries to slap her, D stopped her too.
B and D wants to have Lois, so they fight. Punched each other.
Lois: dont fight, dont fight already. hmmm~ No, stop it.~ (Soft and sweet voice.)
They falls on to the ground.
B thinking : Lois, please hold me up. Please ,* innocent eyes*
D thinking : Ohmygod, Lois, i know you will hold me up right? Oh come'on.. *teary eyes*
Lois : Are you both okay?~
B and D : No, mind holding me up?
B: No, hold me.
D: No! Me!
Lois: I dontknow, look at B then D, B again then D again.
Lois: Aiyah i hold both la. :x
-Pull up, no strength, cannot pull- 
-.- 
 Get it? Muahahaha, damn funny. 

Theres somemore, but i forget. STM im sorry boss. (: I knew some of you dont get it one norh, A and C is girl, B and D is boy. Hahaha, story~

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